Wednesday, October 10, 2007

DESIGN REVIEW QUIZ



Does this house violate or ignore Spanish Oaks guidelines?
Pro:
No trash container visible from street.
No basketball hoop.
Indigenous plantings outside of house envelope have been left intact
Earth tones or darn close. (Gold comes from earth; white is apparently exempt.)
30 foot height limit (from street).
No dogs off leash.
No antennae.

Con:
20 cycle note from twin stack organ pipes causes earthquakes, disturbs neighbors, and makes dogs bark within 5 miles.

3 comments:

Bob Wood said...

No, it's not a home here. It's a joke. There's little to report except Terri saw a coyote while walking the dog at dawn today. The coyote was off-leash.

Anonymous said...

i think i saw that place in marina del rey.....humm

Pam Chandler said...

Bob - You're gonna give the neighbors a heart attack! Hope they read your comment - this house would NEVER, EVER be approved in Spanish Oaks!!!!

But at least their dogs aren't running loose...

Pam