Saturday, December 29, 2007
ICE SIGHTED IN SPANISH OAKS
Winnipeg's arctic breath blows through Fargo, breezes through Minneapolis, Iowa, Kansas and Oklahoma before becoming a kiss for Spanish Oaks. Witness above, taken this morning at a leaky construction site.
(If it reaches Galveston, it'll be caught on a glass and mixed with Tequila, said a spokesperson for Glen Campbell.)
Our crack team of investigator claims there is no truth to the rumor that the east gate guards will be burning untaken phone books to welcome us home in these circumstances.