East entrance now has all new gates. Actually, makeovers over the old gates, but better. I'm sure they will stain them once the rain stops and things dry. Now if only we east enders could get the fireplace like the westies have, so, upon returning at the end of a long workday, the smell of a wood fire would welcome us back to the ol' homestead...
Rejected ideas:
Those plug-in things that spray scent every 20 minutes.
Those rearview mirror hangers.
Incense.
Burning logs in a 50 gallon drum. (Ideal for junk mail too.)
Having guards hold hemp-tastic torches.
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